Swimming With My Sea Turtles

Last updated 95 weeks ago

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:16:00 GMT

holy shititittititittttttt!!! HI HI HI HI HI HI !!!!!!!!! what the fcck!K i can't believe i remembered my user name and password. (which, by the way, is my old AOL AIM SN)

RANDO!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahah. dayum things look different around here on the live J.

AND WOW SO MUCH HAS HAPPEND!! anna nicole died, and i saw a naked pic of vanessa hudgens on the internet! holy fuck wierd town. i think MY INNOCENCE disappeared.

and in other news, a black man is running for prez!! (????????)

JUST KIDDING. i mean, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yessum times have def changed. yeeehaw

and OMGOMG look at what i found. my mom took an internet class and wrote me this email almost a year ago!!!! i'll leave you with this...

HOW ARE YOU?

HOW WAS TODAY.

HOW ABOUT FELLING BUTTER.

DID YOU EAT THE DINNER.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR E- MAIL.

YOUR EAT LOT OF VAGE AND FRUIT EVERYDAY.

JINNIE!!! BECAFUL CATTING COLD.

OKAY. OKAI.

I MISS YOU.

I LOVE YOU MY JINNIE.

WHAT DOING ON HALLOWEEN?

YOU DO TRICK-OR- TREAT WEARING HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT AUTUMN?

SWEET IS LOVE YOUR MOM.

SEE YOU SOON.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD BYE.

(smell you latron, everyone. it's been real)
xoxoxoxo jinnie

fyi: reverse darwinsim exists

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 23:27:55 GMT

woah lj reactivation town

my first sip of being fired involved being told i was "too slow" although there is a mildly retarded girl who works at the same store. and i'm not being mean, she really IS retarded and i don't like her. not because of her disability, but because she's a smelly dink and super lame core and her nose ring is ugly on her face. but i can't say that because then i'd be discrimintating so here i write about it in livejournal land because that would be TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE RIGHT?!!?!!!

i haven't been this upset since starving nicaragua left emm-kay for pair of panties, and thats saying a lot. hey duders, peace and stay warm (not applicable to those in los angeles, fast lanes sweet shades)

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:58:41 GMT

OMG its still aug 23

HAPPY BDAY river phoenix.
heart jinnie

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 14:33:12 GMT

Happy august everyone!! this is a great month b/c river phoenix's bday is the 23rd. never forget

a tale from the other side (NOT the cafe that max works at yesssss!! no, the other OTHER side)

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 19:19:08 GMT

i feel like i died and went to heaven and came back to life again last nite. i entered a large and loud auditorium like the one my old elementary school had at P.S. 193. it was full of other kids who just died and we were all sitting and waiting around to get "oriented" to heaven by our heaven OLs. i sat down next to carson daly and he was my best friend at heaven orientation. when i went to go register for my heaven ID they looked for my name and realized that i actually had not died and they sent me back to earth. GOOD. because there's a shindink tonite that i want to go to and see some real-life friends and have some good times with

i sure hope carson daly is ok. god forbid he goes back to heaven orientation anytime soon and i told him i was sorry for making fun of him all these yrs.

i hope i don't die soon because i have some pretty awez plans for myself in the fewtch. one day i want to be pretty rich and i will have delicious gelato served to everyone in my book club that i will host myself in my swank apt in the village. i will also have a really cute pug and my very own bead shop for cheap fun beads and childrens bday parties.

so be safe everyone!! i love you all

this entry is dedicated to Julio, my new amigo

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 18:57:15 GMT

i'd like to wish all my LJ friends a HAPPY JULY!

this day in history:
1979 - birth of the Walkman

happy birthday to dan aykroyd who is 53!!!!!!

i'd like to wish a BAD JULY to my faggly (faggit-ugly) stepbrother who decided to ruin my mom's beautiful jungle-green Infiniti. i hope my mom divorces my stepdad so that i don't have to be psuedo-related to my stepbrother anymore...... he is such a disgrace to humankind. i'm embarassed to even share the same cellmachine family plan with him

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3 more days til the colorful sky explosions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i heart fyre-crax

fart all over dis effin town

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 05:35:11 GMT

fuck fuck fuckf cufkcufkcufkckkkkk !!!!!!!!! life is grossssssss i feel so filthy right now, i am gonna barf everywhere. barf barf barf abarfrffffff

yesterday i threw away dis sink sponge that was growing mold everywhere. wtfrick how do sink sponges get moldy shat? then today i noticed there are growing green spouts shooting from our sink washcloth. double barf on dat shat too

i was eatin din in my kitch and a mouse just literally sauntered across teh room, no lies. mice juss strollin around, watevz. sometimz i feel like i'm living in a crackhouse because dis plaze is so dirttty and gross. but my roomies are not even filthy ppl!!!! theyre real clean in fact. mayb its me, i'm just attracting all da filthiness?

cleanliness is godliness ?? huuwaht i dont' even know wat i'm talking about anymore. fuck independence and shit, i heart my living in my rentals house 4EV. i wish it were sept so i can move into my sweet apt with inviz mice and trade joeys down da street and eat delish hot meals

on a more exciting note, my roomate vini told me he saw lindz loh on hanover wid her 2 bodygyards the other day and i got super stoked. i went on a huge mission to find her, and i searched the enitre city but alas she was no where to be found....... tears!

sorry i really bitched and ranted but das what LJs are for, right? OK AWEZOM!!!!!!

ken s. lee is da man

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 14:21:02 GMT

my dad's email repsonse to my whole psychic adventure:

Jinnie,

She told you very general matters, nothing special.
You must know that in human society, there are so may
people around you. some are good friends, some are so-so
friends, some are no-useful friends, some are bad friends,
some are really enemies.
That is quite natural. It is sort of life competition. Therefore
do not worry about that too much. Everybody in same situation.
Even yourself (without notice) became an enemy against your
friends ! Because everybody is looking for his/her benefit (interest)
first. That is very natual charctor of human being.
But there are really good people who is caring other people first.
We called them "good man", "noble", "honerable", "saint" something
like that.
Please find good people around you and love them.
Do not be hurt your mind. If you hurt your mind, you will loose
your control. Please keep in mind that even your enemy hurt you,
do not be hurt your mind.
Dad.

SIKES R DUMB

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 16:00:54 GMT

i've been very lucky with treasure hunting lately!

recently i've found a bike basket, a trunk, a box of mangos, $20 bill, vicky's secret free panties card, and a dollar bill on a walk home. then yesterday i found another $20 in the street! so i went to a psychic! she said i was full of negative energy. clearly she's full of shit

i find myslef on a treasure hunt constantly. i hope to find super sweet stuff like a bunny, more money, beads, a better job, a T pass, and a delicious meal. i'm very hungry all the time

i can't wait to get out of work and soak up the sun and go on a journey, mainly for candy and frozen treatz

OK L8RZ!!

pakie cakes

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 15:00:14 GMT

i'm at work and very sleeeepyyyyyyyyyy
i want someone to inject espresso into my arm
its beautiful outside i want to nap in the sun
exhausted and tired tired tired i'm so sleepy
ZZZZZZZZZ is what i want to do
sleep sleep in bed with dreams and stars
mmmmmmmmmmmm adderall
nappies in six more hours, can't wait
taking the train to zonkland.......

its cold its dark i'm scared

Thu, 26 May 2005 06:29:08 GMT

this sort of weather makes me look like a sad whore at the end of the day. eye makeup smudges and smelly damp clothes

in other news, i'm sleepy. goodnite

happy friday!

Fri, 13 May 2005 16:33:23 GMT

the return of home has led me to post the following. OH YES

You're in a frat
You pop the collar on your polo shirt
You go tanning
You wear your hat at some asinine angle
You love to talk about your sweet ride
You "ball it up"
You call Target, "Tarjeh"
You wear the shirt of a different college
You use the word "dawg" excessively
You wear a mesh hat
You over use AXE body spray
You wear a shirt that says college
You use weightlifting supplements
You wear shell or hemp necklaces
You have a fake ID and think we care
You write on the ground
You use a walkie talkie phone, you fucking prick
You talk about how much you drink and smoke weed
You wear all white sneakers
You speak in ebonics, but, oh yeah, you're white
You use Chappelle quotes constantly but your name isn't Dave Chappelle
You wear shirts with advertisements for places that don't exist
You have a tribal, barbed wire, Celtic symbol, or Japanese symbol tatoo
You wear shirts with numbers on the back but you weren't on the fucking team
Your room is decorated with posters of beer and pot because you have no other hobbies
You can't remember to turn off your fucking phone before class
You wear a visor. Get a real hat you fucking idiot
You brag about poor academic performance cause you're such a bad ass
You carry one notebook to class and a pen behind your ear
You pretend to have a sensitive side but you're really a fucking douche bag
You refer to your friends as your "crew" or your "boys"
You wear a yellow live strong band to enhance your image
You think that you're diverse cause your frat has one black guy

hey its okay! i have two hemp necklaces and one of them even has sea shells on it, and i'm a fucking asian!!!!! and one time i pronounced target "tarjeh" and thought i made it up like a year ago. but apparently i didn't

omg DOINKKKKKKK

Mon, 09 May 2005 18:23:39 GMT

i found my brother's old journal whilst spring cleaning hell fuckin yea! he's only 19 months younger than me so we're basically almost twinz right? whatevz its one of those black marble notebooks and on the front he wrote in sharpie "WONNY'S JOURNAL," "THIS JOURNAL IS PRIVATE," "DON'T TOUCH," and "KEEP OUT" with the O in out in a skull and crossbones. WHAT A DUECE!!!!!! i love it. its from 1996 so i was in the sixth grade and he was in 5th. doooodz CHECK THIS:

9-11-96

Today i saw a tv show called sister, sister and this episode tia and tamara want to find out who their birth parents were. they found out that she was a great artist and very talented. i wish i had a mother like that only not black.

wonny lee

september 23

today is my dads birthday. i am very happy. i had a great time because the cake was great and i espesially it was fun. the only thing that was bad today was one of my hermit crabs died. it is very sad. it was the girl Coco, and i really liked her because she is very smart but shy. i hope this doesn't happend with my other hermit crab.

wonny lee

(no date)

today is election day. I missed the announcing vote. i hope Perot wins because I would vote for him if i was over 18. i have to see the annousing vote. i can't miss it. i also hope Dole doesn't win. He is very old. perot is funny and not a giving up person. that is why i would vote for him. he is a good person. he is going to Perot, the next president, maybe. Bye. I got to watch the news.

wonny lee

12/3

today i got a package from MCI because i mailed for an annual report and they gave it to me with other things. Such as, a cap, t-shirt, calling cards, pens, a bag, their annual report, and some addresses. I wish they gave me Whoppie goldberg's address because she is their mascot for friend's and familys. i hope me and the MCI company keep in touch. I also hope i can get someone that works for MCI come to Hawes school. Well, that is all i can say about that.

wonny lee

this is clearly going in the poop basket in my parents bathroom. my dad will have a good chucklefest

new jersey rulz

Sun, 08 May 2005 23:18:30 GMT

eatin eggs and watchin cruel intentions 2, possibly the greatest straight-to-video movie EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

NO SHIT