Swimming With My Sea Turtles

Current Mood: this is a bouncy penguin

i feel like i died and went to heaven and came back to life again last nite.  i entered a large and loud auditorium like the one my old elementary school had at P.S. 193.   it was full of other kids who just died and we were all sitting and waiting around to get "oriented" to heaven by our heaven OLs.  i sat down next to carson daly and he was my best friend at heaven orientation. when i went to go register for my heaven ID they looked for my name and realized that i actually had not died and they sent me back to earth. GOOD. because there's a shindink tonite that i want to go to and see some real-life friends and have some good times with

i sure hope carson daly is ok.  god forbid he goes back to heaven orientation anytime soon and i told him i was sorry for making fun of him all these yrs.

i hope i don't die soon because i have some pretty awez plans for myself in the fewtch. one day i want to be pretty rich and i will have delicious gelato served to everyone in my book club that i will host myself in my swank apt in the village. i will also have a really cute pug and my very own bead shop for cheap fun beads and childrens bday parties.

so be safe everyone!! i love you all

the return of home has led me to post the following. OH YES

You're in a frat
You pop the collar on your polo shirt
You go tanning
You wear your hat at some asinine angle
You love to talk about your sweet ride
You "ball it up"
You call Target, "Tarjeh"
You wear the shirt of a different college
You use the word "dawg" excessively
You wear a mesh hat
You over use AXE body spray
You wear a shirt that says college
You use weightlifting supplements
You wear shell or hemp necklaces
You have a fake ID and think we care
You write on the ground
You use a walkie talkie phone, you fucking prick
You talk about how much you drink and smoke weed
You wear all white sneakers
You speak in ebonics, but, oh yeah, you're white
You use Chappelle quotes constantly but your name isn't Dave Chappelle
You wear shirts with advertisements for places that don't exist
You have a tribal, barbed wire, Celtic symbol, or Japanese symbol tatoo
You wear shirts with numbers on the back but you weren't on the fucking team
Your room is decorated with posters of beer and pot because you have no other hobbies
You can't remember to turn off your fucking phone before class
You wear a visor. Get a real hat you fucking idiot
You brag about poor academic performance cause you're such a bad ass
You carry one notebook to class and a pen behind your ear
You pretend to have a sensitive side but you're really a fucking douche bag
You refer to your friends as your "crew" or your "boys"
You wear a yellow live strong band to enhance your image
You think that you're diverse cause your frat has one black guy

hey its okay! i have two hemp necklaces and one of them even has sea shells on it, and i'm a fucking asian!!!!! and one time i pronounced target "tarjeh" and thought i made it up like a year ago. but apparently i didn't

i found my brother's old journal whilst spring cleaning hell fuckin yea! he's only 19 months younger than me so we're basically almost twinz right? whatevz its one of those black marble notebooks and on the front he wrote in sharpie "WONNY'S JOURNAL," "THIS JOURNAL IS PRIVATE," "DON'T TOUCH," and "KEEP OUT" with the O in out in a skull and crossbones. WHAT A DUECE!!!!!! i love it. its from 1996 so i was in the sixth grade and he was in 5th. doooodz CHECK THIS:

9-11-96

Today i saw a tv show called sister, sister and this episode tia and tamara want to find out who their birth parents were. they found out that she was a great artist and very talented. i wish i had a mother like that only not black.

wonny lee

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september 23

today is my dads birthday.  i am very happy. i had a great time because the cake was great and i espesially it was fun. the only thing that was bad today was one of my hermit crabs died. it is very sad. it was the girl Coco, and i really liked her because she is very smart but shy. i hope this doesn't happend with my other hermit crab.

wonny lee

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(no date)

today is election day. I missed the announcing vote. i hope Perot wins because I would vote for him if i was over 18. i have to see the annousing vote. i can't miss it. i also hope Dole doesn't win. He is very old. perot is funny and not a giving up person. that is why i would vote for him. he is a good person. he is going to Perot, the next president, maybe. Bye. I got to watch the news.

wonny lee

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12/3

today i got a package from MCI because i mailed for an annual report and they gave it to me with other things. Such as, a cap, t-shirt, calling cards, pens, a bag, their annual report, and some addresses.  I wish they gave me Whoppie goldberg's address because she is their mascot for friend's and familys. i hope me and the MCI company keep in touch. I also hope i can get someone that works for MCI come to Hawes school. Well, that is all i can say about that.

wonny lee

this is clearly going in the poop basket in my parents bathroom. my dad will have a good chucklefest